ShyneGTA
so i was hired to do a retirement party, mostly a 40+ crowd. they had an mc who introduced someone who was gonna give a speech, he started talking about how the retiree was going to florida to play golf and and to do what he loved to do the most... all of a sudden two people run out, one dressed up as a giant penis with saggy ones chassing another in a vagina costume all around the room... this has got to be the funniest thing i have ever seen....
your funnies pls...
your funnies pls...
Mensajes Thu 25 Feb 10 @ 9:02 pm
djles.co.uk
I was asked to do a retirement party a few years ago. At the start of the night I was playing background sixties music at 1/4 volume when I got my first request, which was.......................... can you please turn the music down!!!
Mensajes Fri 26 Feb 10 @ 1:44 am
GadgetMan
DJSoulman wrote :
can you please turn the music down!!!
Been there done that... lol!
Roy
Mensajes Fri 26 Feb 10 @ 5:42 am
kradcliffe
My best laugh was working in the old Palace nightclub in Aberdeen. The toilets were a fair distance away from the main club up a long flight of stairs. I happened to look over and this woman had hiked up her short skirt and started pissing on the carpet beside where her group of people were sitting. Saying that the carpets were sticky enough so it never made much difference!
Mensajes Fri 26 Feb 10 @ 8:08 am
DJ Cyder
This has been years ago
While doing a local frat party at a local club they had rented for the night 300 or so guests.
Theme of the party was cops and robbers where the guys dressed up like cops and girls like robbers. After setting up I could tell this night was going to be fun. Everything was going pretty well untill one of the "cops" came up to me and insisted I let him use the mic. My reaction was pretty normal look man I don't need you screaming in the mic to all these drunk people out here kinda thing. He seemed to be pretty annoyed by my response. He then said to me "look I don't think you understand, I'm the real cop and we are here along with excise to end this party for minor consumption" He then showed me his very real badge and very real gun. At which point I killed the music and handed him the mic. At that point it didn't matter if he was who he said he was or not. I just knew this guy has a gun he can do whatever he wants with the mic. He got on the mic and said "Everyone sit on the floor we have the place surrounded everyone will be tested here for underage drinking and taken into custody. After that the entire room erupted with laughter and someone even shouted turn the music back on. About a second later I could hear a helicopter over head with a very bright light and the guys backup arrived in full riot gear and busted loudly through every exit. It looked like a scene right out of a movie. It was totally unreal. I asked him I guess this party is over then. He didn't say anything just smiled. A few of the party goers tried to run but were later picked up and brought back. I sat there in shock over what just transpired. I also was tested even though at the time I was of age and don't drink on the job anyway. At the time it wasn't very funny but today its hilarious. You just have to picture a room full of kids dressed like cops taken off to jail by the real cops.
While doing a local frat party at a local club they had rented for the night 300 or so guests.
Theme of the party was cops and robbers where the guys dressed up like cops and girls like robbers. After setting up I could tell this night was going to be fun. Everything was going pretty well untill one of the "cops" came up to me and insisted I let him use the mic. My reaction was pretty normal look man I don't need you screaming in the mic to all these drunk people out here kinda thing. He seemed to be pretty annoyed by my response. He then said to me "look I don't think you understand, I'm the real cop and we are here along with excise to end this party for minor consumption" He then showed me his very real badge and very real gun. At which point I killed the music and handed him the mic. At that point it didn't matter if he was who he said he was or not. I just knew this guy has a gun he can do whatever he wants with the mic. He got on the mic and said "Everyone sit on the floor we have the place surrounded everyone will be tested here for underage drinking and taken into custody. After that the entire room erupted with laughter and someone even shouted turn the music back on. About a second later I could hear a helicopter over head with a very bright light and the guys backup arrived in full riot gear and busted loudly through every exit. It looked like a scene right out of a movie. It was totally unreal. I asked him I guess this party is over then. He didn't say anything just smiled. A few of the party goers tried to run but were later picked up and brought back. I sat there in shock over what just transpired. I also was tested even though at the time I was of age and don't drink on the job anyway. At the time it wasn't very funny but today its hilarious. You just have to picture a room full of kids dressed like cops taken off to jail by the real cops.
Mensajes Fri 26 Feb 10 @ 10:09 am
rayandersonjr
were you paid before hand?
Mensajes Fri 26 Feb 10 @ 11:03 am
durdeesmurdee
Or at all?^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Mensajes Fri 26 Feb 10 @ 11:12 am
DJ Cyder
I never work without a contract so yes that party was paid in full before I even got there. I should mention that we were 2 hours into a 4 hour party when it happend.
Mensajes Fri 26 Feb 10 @ 12:42 pm
rayandersonjr
well then yeah..thats purty damn funny!!!!!
Mensajes Fri 26 Feb 10 @ 2:15 pm