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$10 for Grooveshark
$10 for VirtualRemixes (thank you Larry)
$47 for SmashVidz (thank you mp3jrick for referring them to me )
$80 for my cell phone (for the FireText , thank you Tayla )
$200 (approximately, fluctuates a lot) for Amazon.com mp3s
$40 for T-Mobile wireless modem

now for the zeroes ....

$0 for the VDJ updates
$0 for the skins
$0 for the video fx (cube , sbdj scroller , FireText free plugin)
$0 for the samples
$0 for the sound fx (Classic Eq thanx Norway for the referral)
$0 for the forum (don't forget the radio)

that's what it costs me per month

as you can see my business is very VDJ centric
 
Mensajes Thu 01 Jul 10 @ 9:03 am
so uhh , harumphh , how's the weather at your end of the forum ?
 
lol chuck.i feel your pain havent got any replies to my posts either lol.
if your making the money just make sure its more than you pay out
 
hey staffy , thanks for joining the excitement !!

just recently i was writing my check for my private health insurance (568$ !@#$%^&*) which i can easily afford

because i'm FABULOUSLY WELL TO DO !! and lamenting that it wasn't a check for a convertible Mercedes instead ......


and i started totalling up all my bills

apparently a low month for me is probably about $300 for all the dj stuff

and a bad month could go as high as maybe $450 ......

that doesn't include replacing the equipment that occasionally craps out on ya .....
 
I think we're all in the same boat there Chuckers

Promo - only DVD's
Extendamix Subscription
iTunes Cards
LED lighting


And then there's
New tires for the Van
Snap-On Canada Credit account
Load adjusting Shocks For the van

The hits just keep on Coming.
 
Don't forget to add $50 storage for equipment, insurance (business and vehicle at $100 each), $40 gas to and from gigs, $10 batteries for the wireless mics, $50 month for karaoke songs, $100 month for advertising, business cards and other printing.....that's why we can't do all those wonderful gigs people keep asking us to do "for exposure"!
 
$0 for the music subscriptions
$0 for the equipment
$0 for the batteries
$0 for pretty much anything in the building that i have to use cause i tell them i need it. and yes i have to make my case for it but they do listen.

flip side
$4 for the generic zantac - grrrrr
$3 for the 3-pack of rolaids - yes they do stress me the hell out
$5 a night for the cans of AMP - it's country most of the night = zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....
$7-14 a night for the smokes - same as above.

there really are times when its good to be a resident in a club like this, but ya still gotta put up with all the crap they dish out, let alone what you get from the customers, so i dunno... does it even out?
 
love it guys.before i dish anything for my dj stuff i have to pay maintinance for 4 yes 4 brats lol.2 jobs no social life and headaches from exs.then of course rent smokes prostitues ect lol.you wana swap
 
And I was hoping for more tales from the strip clubs ..he,he....:-)
 
wouldnt be able to put those storys up here mate lol
 
strip club stories?

here's one for ya

i wish i did HALF what they say i have

i think .......

hey wild anytime you get sick of it just play c*ntry boner and they'll put ya outta yer misery ....
 
ha,ha you dont know chuckie like i do staffy...he,he ...see i told ya !! LoL
 
chucknorrisyouwimps wrote :


hey wild anytime you get sick of it just play c*ntry boner and they'll put ya outta yer misery ....


i've tried playing stuff to piss them off - played rodney carringtons "show them to me" and they danced to it instead of leaving. played "are you lonesome tonight" for all the people goin home by themselves - they danced to it.

of course that same week i played a george strait song at the end of the night and they all left... go figure.

i just have a really weird crowd sometimes.
 
they just seem to know .......

sometimes when we're havin' one of those "stick a fork in it" summer nights......

you wouldn't believe what i play to get rid of 'em .....

"you're having my baby" paul anka , a #1 way back when .....one of my torture songs (i have a folder with that name)

which is a fairly unusual selection at a strip club........

what happens? nobody leaves ..... but the staff , including the general mgr start singing along .......

next i turn off a coupla tv's .... i don't ask if it's ok , i just turn off tv's .....and i play "watching scotty grow " the staff doesn't

know the words to this one as well , so less singing ..... (no accounting for taste) ......???????? i mean , that's some

kinda music there ....what i'm shooting for is some customer to get one of those permanent white streaks in his hair.....

fairly hard to explain to the wife or GF .......and if necessary i proceed to red peter's "closing song" which

the staff knows the words to this one well ,

partly because it's obscene
 
this is turning into a "how do ya chase em out so we can go home" thread. and i had to do that on sunday night.

grabbed the mic and told them "remember, the sooner yer outta here the sooner you can get laid."

even that didnt work. had to have the floormen start at the back end of the building and start herding them out. dang holidays.

now we got the fun time - that "we spent all our money for the 4th of july and on rent, so we're all broke" time. i dont wanna go.
 
Dick In a Box always works for me when I need to get them out of the club.
 
i haven't tried that one yet

wild ... thanks fer bein' so considerate , but hijack my thread anytime.....

i've tried "young, dumb, and ugly " weird al , but of course they like it and don't notice the lyrics


@dj electric i was just laughing ...."exposure"

i got some exposure for 'em right 'ere ......
 
I tried Kermit the Frog a couple of times.......

They danced to;"It's not easy being green"

THis one for some reason also is a big hit with drunks at 2 am:
 
too funny !
 
Marcel i just went from the sublime to the ridiculous .....

i was diggin' Adam Fulara playing Goldberg Variation no.1 on his double neck .....

so naturally the perfect follow up could only be the muppets .....

next up .... Mahavishnu Orchestra followed by the Jonas Bros ........
 
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